...your conversations concerning the ever expanding waistline of your cat end like this one:

Me: And I just measured Stan...He's got a 16 inch NECK...and his waist is 26" (well, behind his legs where a harness would go). He's mad at me now...

Shad: Stan is HOW big? MY neck is only 15 1/2". And if he's got a 26" chest, I wonder how big his waist is. (The squishy part in front of his hind legs). Nuts, I tell you, the world is nuts....

Me: It's official...I looked...Stan can no longer fit in anything associated with a Cat. He must now move into "small-med. sized dog" range

Shad: That's ok. Consider it "Multi-classing". He retains most of his cat class skills, like "Healing Purr", "-2 to CHA in a bathtub" and "+2 to lovability whilst trying to eat the laser pointer", but gains the "You can't make me" feat....Unfortunately, his Dex I think has dropped to about a 4.

Me: Congratulations, my love...you've reached a whole new level of Gamer Geekdom.

Shad: Does that mean Rune has "Mats of unbreachable tangles"?

Me: Don't push it





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