This was taken at our family picnic a few weeks ago.
My little guy spent most of the day chasing the birds around the park, but I caught the two smart ones perched above us on a deck waiting for us to clear out so they could go through what was left, lol.
(I fed them a couple leftover burger buns before we left...much to my mother's annoyance, lol).
"Roger flight control... all systems check."
"Copy that Splatter Squad, Target affirmed, you have clearance for mission scramble alert."
"Affirmative that Flight control, Proceed due west 1000 ft to target and fire... preperations for liftoff underway... stand by."
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
"Copy that Splatter Squad, Target affirmed, you have clearance for mission scramble alert."
"Affirmative that Flight control, Proceed due west 1000 ft to target and fire... preperations for liftoff underway... stand by."
No doubt in my mind they would have started bombing us if we'd stayed any longer