XDDD lol wow that made my day ... my cat is like that lol

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This all stemmed from my Aunt outside walking her cat on a leash...I wanted to see how big of one we'd need for Stan

I swear, he's expanded since last year, lol.

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That is a seriously big cat.

thats just too funny!
And your poor cat.. put him on a damn diet, lol

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Stupid thing is he eats less than the other two combined and they both weigh 8 pounds soaking wet, LOL! He's just a big boy

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he is...he makes a great pillow, lol.
35 pounds of love

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Stan's still not speaking to me since I measured him...He's pouting

But seriously, I went online after my aunt left and looked to see if I could find him a harness Biggest regular one we could find was 18" around the chest, lol... So I looked at Stan, and said "Dude, you've moved up to Dog status" He was unimpressed. So then I find these "walking jackets"...I figure it's Stan...he's cool...why not a cool jacket for him.

Cat site: "The LARGE size Cat Walking Jacket© is now available for LARGER SIZED (or full-figured) KITTIES (17 pounds and up)!! The LARGE size jackets adjust from 9" to 13" around the neck, and from 15" to 24" around the girth."

"DUDE! You can't even wear the 'full-figured cat' stuff!"
Stan again, of course...not caring...

Now get this...Dog harness...

Available sizes:
# Small ~ 10" - 14" x 3/8"
# Medium ~ 12" - 20" x 5/8"
# Large ~ 20" - 30" x 3/4"
# X-Large ~ 30" - 40" x 1"

So, I have to buy my CAT a harness made for a LARGE dog!!

To this, Stan gives me a look and yells at me. NOW he's offended...

Shad goes "Well, you shouldn't have been making fun of his weight!"

I'm like..."Okay Mister Dexterity-of-four", then how do you propose to help him raise his stats back up, hmm?"

And of course his response "I don't know...how much is a Wish going for nowadays?"

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Now I don't feel as bad about the dogs... Although April still needs to lose some weight.

Wow, that be a big cat! XD Also, that conversation = aweseomeness.

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